Pulling a Simeon

Dry snitching on someone else to get what you want and get others on your side.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.

Hey did you hear what happened to Kayden? Aaron was pulling a Simeon on him

by St4lk_e3r February 15, 2022

Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.

Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.

by Not Simeon March 3, 2023

to simmons

The verb form of simmonsing. Conjugating: I simmons, you simmons, he/she simmons, we simmons, you all simmons, they simmons.

To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.

Hey Seth, will you simmons the car before we rob the bank?

Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."

by Anthony6869 June 17, 2008

Diane Simmons

A character from the television series 'Family Guy'. She is the co-host of the Channel 5 News, together with Tom Tucker.

From her numerous comments, it could be said that she is racist, flirtatious and bitchy.

Tom Tucker: Well Diane, there's something you're gonna have to get used to. Men running away from you.

Diane Simmons: Shut up Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!

by Rock DJ December 3, 2004

Alicia Simmons

the girl that played bass for from first to last, also engaged to mikey way

Alicia Simmons played on first half of dead by dawn tour

by Dainel April 22, 2006

Gene Simmons

blood spitting front man
of the 70's rock band KISS,
he is known for his
6" toungue, 7" heeled monster,
or dragon, boots, and kinda sorta
maybe, being a little bit
of a sell out, kinda.

joe: who is gene simmons
frank: KISS frontman

by sparky the evil thing November 2, 2005

Alicia Simmons

Now known as Alicia Way. Wife to My Chemical Romance bassist Mikey Way as of March 7th, 2007. Former/temporary bassist for band From First to Last.

Receives a good amount of hate from people that have never met her simply because of her fortunate good looks, and the fact that she is with Mikey Way. Has actual hate communities dedicated to her. Has two cats with Mikey Way, named Bunny and Pumpkin.

Friends with Eliza Cuts.

"ZOMG i hate Alicia Simmons she's such a witch cuz she's got mikey Way!"
"No you don't, you're just jealous. GET OVER IT."

by Andrea Zurcher May 31, 2007