simmeth

- verb, (from oldarn english). 1. To accumulate machinery
in an unbelievably fortiutous manner.
2. To buy, sell and trade in
such a way as to aquire machinery with minimal to no actual cash
outlay.
3. To make a really good deal.
("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

- noun, 1. an incredibly good machinery deal.
("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")

Verb:("he simmethed an Ollie 260 and a Tanny 36 from his uncle sam")

Noun:("Bill got the best simmeth of 2003")

by Dave Potts...from Barry Stup January 4, 2004

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Sammed

To receive a kick, punch or similar blow to the crotch, in public.

Often causing not just severe pain, but anger and great embarrassment.

A funny spectacle for others to watch.
Simmilar to owned/pwnd

Member of public: "Dude you got sammed"

by Nic Palmer May 20, 2008

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album simmer

The time between the first listen of a CD and when it gains your full acceptance.

Tim: That new block party album is just OK.
Matt: Dude, you just need to let that album simmer

by leisinmr January 1, 2007

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Simmer Down

When being told to 'Simmer Down' you are inevitably being told to shut the fuck up.

girl: like, omgz! i just got this like awesome new shirt! its pink and, like omg its aweesome!!!
dude: simmer down now...

by FloraJane May 25, 2009

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Sammed

Being left out, third wheeled, spare tired or flat out shunned so hard you feel disgusted and don't want to live anymore.

"Duuuude, last night I got sammed so hard by these two kids making out."

"The evening started nicely, wii bowling, couple of drinks but I felt pretty sammed when they started making out"

by Scotch Mints? February 16, 2009

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simmadown now

verb- To calm down, quiet down, or keep it down.

1st and ten SIMMA takes the snap drops back fires DOWN in the endzone for a touchdown NOW cmon hits the extra point. It's SIMMA to DOWN followed by NOW and it's SIMMADANA!!

by CarolinaGuy May 16, 2003

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