Simile

Excesive use of the word "Like" in conversation. (Eg. "It was like, so totally like awesome, like ya' know?")

Dude, widen your vocabulary, you're thowin' down too many similes.

by RobertBeezer May 24, 2010

Simieon

Guy with fat punging cock that tears anuses

Simieon inside of you

by Simieon October 18, 2016

smize

To participate in the deliberate planning and execution in the planning of imbibing smoke derived of burning marijuana.

Meredith is my favorite person with which to smize.

by WILL you smoke with me? December 5, 2005

simie

big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.

wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.

by someone June 6, 2004

simie

Mammoth hair that grows on the bottom of aged or women with an over balanced amount of testosterone in their system, usually with bad odour and self esteem which causes Simies to be overweight.

God damn woman either stop taking those damn prescription hormone supplements or shave! your getting a bad case of Simie!

by fwq'eifjwe June 8, 2004

similee

The baddie and the best to vide with also the best music and never break up with her

Similee is sooooooo pretty gorgeous and beautiful

by Similee October 28, 2020

shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.

"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."

by Funt Stephens October 26, 2017