Excesive use of the word "Like" in conversation. (Eg. "It was like, so totally like awesome, like ya' know?")
by RobertBeezer May 24, 2010
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Get the Simieon mug.To participate in the deliberate planning and execution in the planning of imbibing smoke derived of burning marijuana.
Meredith is my favorite person with which to smize.
by WILL you smoke with me? December 5, 2005
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Get the simie mug.Mammoth hair that grows on the bottom of aged or women with an over balanced amount of testosterone in their system, usually with bad odour and self esteem which causes Simies to be overweight.
God damn woman either stop taking those damn prescription hormone supplements or shave! your getting a bad case of Simie!
by fwq'eifjwe June 8, 2004
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Get the similee mug.1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.
2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.
2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.
"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."
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