Simi Valley

A very very boring city. Once was one of the safest cities in America but now is nowhere even close. A city filled with tweakers and a major Heroine epidemic. All of the high schools are filled with snotty white kids and wannabe thug “skater kids” who are addicted to their juul, and can not go a single class period without a “juul break” in the bathroom. A city with nothing to do so everyone goes to the valley. Every teenager who lives in Simi Valley dreams of leaving Simi Valley for good. In the 60’s there was a nuclear outbreak very close to Simi, and people are still feeling the effects of the radiation fifty years later even though the government doesn’t want to admit it. Lastly, a mall where even an Apple store couldn’t survive because it kept getting robbed, and was getting no business. In short, Simi Valley is a small city filled with druggies, nicotine addicted teens, and conservatives who have nothing to do past six o’clock.

Teen 1: Let’s do something fun tonight!
Teen 2: Are you stupid? We can’t we live in Simi Valley. Let’s just go Juul in the bathroom.

by Shower Handle February 18, 2019

simi

HOT SKANK. she is mysterious and exotic and leavees all the boys wanting it. shes a pro at throwin stuff in da airr but can hit da books too. shes every boyss fantasy grl and knows how to get a guy going. shes a pro at everything she does. in definition she is everything a guy needss but shes an undercover grl and you woudnt know unless you got to know her. shes rare and if she gives you a chanace consider it a blessing.

If only i could get with simi i would know what it is to really live.

by johnn gray June 17, 2008

simile

a rhetorical figure expressing comparison or likeness, by use of such words as like, as, so

Her eyes were as pretty as diamonds;
ALSO
The sand was hot like fire

by Jessica September 11, 2003

simi

a very good person she is very smart, has a top level of humor and they usually have the best style

I wish I was like simi

by arnavvvvvvv November 22, 2021

Simic

if you have this as your last name, your fuckin awesome and well endowed

oh so your last name is simic..... i could of guessed by your awesome swag

by as24 October 14, 2009

Siminski

The most bad ass polish clan ever. dont fuck with these guys cuz theyll kill your whole family for laughs

mark siminski just killed brian and chris for fun.

by big m bitch February 3, 2010

Simion

He is very smart when it wants to be, he is very friendly when he likes/knows you can be very talkative when open about his feelings towards you

Must be great to have a Simion in your life!!!

Omg is that a Simion he’s so hawttt

by Rawrunderluv December 13, 2020