Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

Sima

Sima is a great friend she is very nice and she's so hot she loves mc donald's she's a very social person she has a lot of friends too

ariana grande: who's that
you: that's sima
ariana grande: she's so hot

by baddestbitch3848 April 4, 2021

Simeal

a religion of worshiping moist ducklings and speaking the simeal language. Those who worship of the moist simeal ducklings will be considered "moist"

Cornel : "Hey Dylan! Look at those Simeal ducklings"
Dylan : "We must sniff the simeal ducklings"

by MqSword April 29, 2019

shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

simah

Simah is smh said really fast

"You have 10 tests due" "simah"

by Poop_swag February 22, 2021

Shmeables

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".

Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*

by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022

Simant

Someone who puts a smile on everyones faces and has a bit of wit. The guy has plenty of beautiful, funny stories to tell you and he's loves and lives life to the fullest. He's sweet, a little shy and a hopeless romantic, an absolute gentleman, will make you laugh on days you're low, deeply cares, will treat you like queen and yes he wont shut the fuck up- but you'll love that about him. He's someone you can count and you'll be delighted to meet a guy like him . It's a pure bliss to have him around.

Simant is such a <3

by Pineapple* April 13, 2022