two sides to a book

serious determination

with 2 sides to a book i licked stmo...

by blitzjean January 7, 2004

play both sides of the ball

to swing both ways

dude i fucked her then i fucked him, i play both sides of the ball

by Joeeeeeeee The HOEEEEEEE September 12, 2010

slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

You guys can't have Pete and Max and Jake, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

Playing all sides

Someone looking for an Achilles heel and sending a gift horse is most likely playing both the Greeks and the Trojans.

He/she was playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2020

Cigarette lit on both sides

To be in a sticky situation, where you are getting fucked regardless. There is no winning

A cooler way to say stuck between a rock and a hard place, like cigarette lit on both sides. Can’t do nothing about it

by spahT May 19, 2023

Playing for Both Sides

To be bisexual. You're sexually attracted to both males and females. You don't care which gender they are, because love is love after all.

Same as 'batting for both teams'

Person A: I play for the guys, what about you?
Person B: I am playing for both sides

by DELLGIRL July 4, 2014

It didn't touch the sides

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.

I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.

by CalSouth March 11, 2015