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by destiny lol March 4, 2021
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Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets
Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head
by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022
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donkey kong dong shlong

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."
by G dawg mad August 14, 2003
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Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
by mike sphynx July 30, 2010
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Shlong

A cocktail made of shloer grape juice and long island iced tea. Ideally served with the waiter's balls immersed at the top of the glass, to add a salty kick.
I'm so hungover today. I went overboard on the shlongs last night!
by RandyRhoads84 June 2, 2020
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Shlongkong

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...
It's on like shlongkong!
by Shlongkong November 5, 2010
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Shlong Dimensions

Alternative/Professional way to ask someone their dick size
Hey man quick question
Yeah whats up
"Shlong Dimensions"

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by ThiccNig March 6, 2019
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