slumber

To sleep for a very long time.

In particular, longer than you would for a normal sleep and shorter than bedrest

Man, I wish I had just slept instead of slumbered.

by Jason101 December 25, 2005

Slumber Pee Party

A party in which several aquantinces gather for all of the simple recreational purposes of any normal slumber party. Watch movies, consume popcorn, tell stories and then procede to piss in anything imaginable sitting around the house. Popular hiding places for ones urine include but are not limited to; Windex, Shoe, Sink, An Opperating Fan, VCR, 'Yo Mouf', The Oven, The Microwave, Your Friends Sleeping Bag, Sock Drawer and The Icecube Tray In The Freezer. This is all done while the actual owner of the house is gone.

"Why does my house smell like piss?"

"It looks like a Slumber Pee Party went down here. Call the cops and let's get this place quarantined.

by Mr.Fluky May 17, 2009

slumberparty surprise

When you go to your friends house to stay the night and you have a wet dream on their sleeping bag, blanket or whatever you may be sleeping on.

Ex. I hate him he left me a slumberparty surprise on my futon last night.

by TUFM October 12, 2009

Shumper

A Shumper is a Jumper that has a fake shirt beneath it - Normally suited to a V-Neck style jumper.

"Phil ? Is that a new jumper you got there ?"

"Nope, it's a new Shumper !!"

by Phil Longman March 28, 2008

Slumbery Eyed

To be tired, sleepy, or fatigued.

Michael: Why didn't you come over last night?

Kevin: Man I was so Slumbery Eyed from the night before, I passed out when I came home.

by MarkItZero December 18, 2008

shubert

a handsom man girls are lucky to get him.He cares about his freinds and family
and for him football is his number 1 priority he doesnt lie and when he does its for a good reason people would only miss him if he acctually went his family qnd freinds are lucky to have him and he is one of a kind

oh i wish i was a shubert

by jake prowsky May 15, 2018

strategic slumber

Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃

Dude it's not a suicide, it's a strategic slumber!

by outsiderrality June 21, 2019