scubby gobbin

The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.

Ahhh I just took a huge dump, better tell the lads on scubby gobbin!

by Gary "Chooka" McGibbon February 10, 2018

Shuby

The man you always want to be around, life of the party, always brings joy wherever he goes. This is a guy you can go to with anything, and get no judgement, keep your shuby close

This party needs shuby right now!

by SmokyJay November 24, 2021

The Stubby

The act of inserting your own thumb into your rectum while masturbating to promote a speedy climax

I was cracking one off when I heard a knock on the door so I gave myself the stubby to get it over with quickly

by Special needs student April 7, 2011

not too shabby

Phrase that describes the condition of soemthing, meaning "Not bad".
The opposite of wordshabby/word

Bill: I banged her twice then left.

Tim: Not too shabby.

by larstait October 13, 2003

shubbs

A rave (a london ting)

Blud are u reachin dat shubbs on saturday nite

by DQ October 31, 2004

shabby titmuss

An expression to accurately sum up the lower-than-your-boots level to which the Z lister Ms Titmuss has sunk in an attempt to publicise herself to death.

Yeh, like we won't see her without her clothes on anymore as she has recently boasted. Yeh, Yeh, hairy arseholes - that is as likely as that long drink of scottish water John Leslie returning to the couch with Fern Britten...........

Good looking, granted but a real wrong-un

Shabby Titmuss and the foray into Adult Channel presenting

Hells Kitchen

Her grubby website with her big jugged friend - Linsey Prawn McKenzie

Her threesome sex video and 'recruitment' of young pretty girls for modelling

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 19, 2008

shubbi

extremely handsome individuals, very cuddly

by . September 19, 2003