shrump

The lump an emerging mushroom makes in the forest floor.

I found the first mushrooms today because I noticed the shrumps.

King Boletes make large shrumps.

by KACS July 13, 2006

shrump

Somewhere between scrumpin' and scroggin'. You scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.

"Yo, thickage, did you scrog KCsLuvPi tonite?"

"Negative, G. I shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music."

by thickage December 20, 2004

Shrumspeare

An alter-ego of Mister Shrum, he is the great Asian poet known for his rhyming, lampooning of his friends, and for drunken babble that surpasses the lingustic prowess of his mentor, Billy Shakespeare. His first book of poetry was funded by the Donald Shrump Foundation for Special Needs Literature.

Did you read the poem by the great Shrumspeare? It was so good, I would tell him if he were right here. But sadly he is not near. He's such a wise poet, I would even lick his Asian ear.

by thecoooolest August 22, 2011

Shrumpling

When you go shracking in your pool and get stuck between the bars in your bed frame and drown.

he was a good man but shracking overcame him and now he is a victim to shrumpling.

by ajd7 August 15, 2019

shrumpel

shrumpel (pronounced shrum-puhl) (both an adjective and noun): A mix of a shrimp and crumpet; often used to describe a piece of pastry that one does not find tasty, but does not want to embarrass or shade the host or hostess

You: That donut was quite shrumple. (in your head: I expected something better)
Host: Thank you?
(In this scenario the host has no idea what shrumple means so do not use this word if he does know this word)
Another example:
You: That shrumpel tasted terrible!
Friend: I know right?
(In this scenario you and your friend ate a literal shrimp crumpet.)

by Catlin368D October 12, 2021

shrimy

prettiest girl with the cutest smile in the whole fuckin world

hello this is cuteness i mean shrimy

by aalsii February 27, 2022

Shrumage

Another slang word for the drug mushrooms.
Can also be used for saying more that one mushroom.

Oh man, that was some great shrumage.
Hey man, when are u gonna do that shrumage?

by Ray Silva December 6, 2004