Shady Sands Shuffle

Noun: A deadly assassination move perfected by Argyle the Ghoul, stalwart manservant of Herbert Daring Dashwood, of Fallout 3 fame. The move consists of sneaking up on an unsuspecting enemy and, rather than stealing from them, giving them something of yours. Usually a live explosive device. Hilarity ensues.

I just got the Psychotic Prankster achievement for successfully performing a Shady Sands Shuffle!

Pants exploded: 1

by BlaxMyth December 5, 2009

Shuffles deck, draws card

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.

Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

by MJM1985 April 4, 2020

rape shuffle

The rape shuffle is aptly named from the movement often done by a rapist in movies when attempting to rape a man or woman from behind. The man will come up behind the victim and put his feet between the victims feet and shuffle them outward in an attempt to spread the victims legs apart pre-insertion

1. The shuffling movement a rapist does with his feet to spread apart a man or woman's feet in order to rape her. (See bates motel episode 1 with keith summers and Norma in the kitchen for a prime example)

Usage me: "Oh shit here comes that rape shuffle!" Bystanders "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

2. An amazing dance move often accompanied by awkward hip thrusts and pulling motions with your hands. This dance move typically gets the performer laid and renders the need to perform an actual rape shuffle on a victim unnecessary.

Usage: "did you see that guy rape shuffling all over the dance floor last night?"

"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"

"Is it wrong that my favorite part is when he does the rape shuffle to get her legs apart"

"Did you see that guy rape shufflle all over the dance floor last night?"

"Yeah! He hauled home so much ass!"

by Imma Jonster December 12, 2016

sex offender shuffle

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle

by sethmad October 1, 2020

Pocket Shuffle

The act of putting your hands in your pocket to readjust your testicles and on occasion penis. Sometimes even to conceal an erection.

I've been in the sun all day and my balls are sticking to my thys. Watch my back as I Pocket Shuffle.

by Albert Winthorpe July 21, 2017

the gratitude shuffle

Slang for that quickly recognizable body language of a person approaching you to ask for spare change.

I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Midnight Shuffle

When you wake up drunk in the middle of the night and Shuffle over to the fridge for a midnight snack.

Dude. I woke up to a noise last night and caught you doing the midnight shuffle.

by Theprofessionalmidnightshuffle September 9, 2016