keyboard shredding

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.

Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."

by mooogs May 14, 2017

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!

by Sickomonster December 24, 2020

Schrödinger's Cat

The subject of an experiment conducted by mad crazy quatum physics man named Schrödinger. Here is the kicker of the experiment: Most believe that Schrödinger was attempting to prove that the cat was both dead and alive at a single point in time. This is not quite true. The fellow was merely attempting to prove that the rules regarding microscopic objects (such as particles that can be in "dual states" so to speak) are in no way governed by the established laws for macroscopic objects (a cat). You see, it is well established that a cat is either A. Dead or B. Alive. Schrödinger put his cat in a solid lead box with a vial of gaseous hydrocyanic acid (HCN(g)) and a radioactive isotope with an established half life of about one hour. Because a single particle was used, the chance of it decaying was 50/50. The vial would be broken when the particle decayed, and the cat, being rather allergic to hydrocyanic acid, would die. The problem arises here. After an hour, the single radioactive particle, speaking on quatum terms, was in a dual state of decay and, eh, not decay. The laws of quatum physics say that all items in a closed system can be related with well known and well tested equations. Using these equations, the cat is in a dual state of being dead and alive. Not possible. Therefore, there can be no assumptions made regarding the relations of macroscopic objects and microscopic objects.

However, I believe the cat was just a clear cut zombie cat.

Schrödinger's Cat is actually so complicated that even though I tried to explain it in the simpliest terms I could, I made no sense.

by Nope4810 April 19, 2005

Schrödinger’s sleeping child

The mother does not know whether or not her child is playing DS under the covers or sleeping, and until she lifts the covers, the child will be in a state of simultaneously playing DS and being asleep.

There goes my son, ever Schrödinger’s sleeping child, can never tell if he's sleeping or playing on that damned game boy I bought him.

by Doctor_Sex May 10, 2022

Schrödinger's Twat

British English version of Schrodinger's Douchebag - "Schrödinger's Twat" is a person who says something offensive or horrible, and then, depending upon how offended his audience are, retrospectively claims it was a joke.

Who was that guy talking to Carl? He was a real Schrödinger's Twat!

by Schrödinger's Twat August 18, 2015

Schrödinger's Dump

Schrödinger's Dump. You take a shit that is so dense, it falls into the bend of the toilet where you can't see it. Then, you go to wipe and there's no butt residue. In the end, you're not sure weather you dumped at all. You are in a state of dump and non dumpage at the same time until observed. A truly fascinating experience, taking a quantum shit. From Reddit user Original_name18

"C'mon dude...you didn't flush the toilet."
"Didn't need to....dropped a Schrödinger's Dump."

by MortimerFuckbottom December 8, 2016

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Any website that lacks effective moderation and allows some level of anonymity will, to varying degrees, approxomate 4chan, and be overrun with Schrödinger's Douchebags. Now this type of person defends, for instance, rape-jokes by saying "all humor is inherently punching down because there must be a butt to every joke." He hasn't thought about it. he assumes it's true because he figures "(he's) a smart guy, and whatever (he) assumes is probably right", but he's unfazed if you prove otherwise. There's no shortage of dodgy reasons he might be right and you wrong. He'll just pick another one. What matters is the game continues.

-- Innuendo Studios example of Schrödinger's Douchebag, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019