shrivelnuts

When a man's jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas.

"Hey man! I'm a freakin' shrivelnuts, this pool is WAY too cold to swim in!"

by Melissa January 28, 2004

Shrivelly

The feeling one has when they hear/see/feel something they absolutely cannot stand often to the point where they cringe. Some people also suffer from shrivelly "attacks"; Involving spazzing out until comfortable again. It is believed to be a mental disorder.

- Around the dinner table -

Child: "Mom, will you pass the.."
Mom: " -Screeches fork against glass plate-"
Child: "AHHHH, MOM!! WTFFFF!! YOU KNOW THAT MAKES ME SO SHRIVELLY!! -Curls up in a ball & rocks back and forth for multiple minutes-"

by MorganAlmighty May 20, 2010

shriveldickery

the act of bad mouthing, or shit talking someone in order to make ones self look better.

that asshole is a master of shriveldickery

by DickFittswell September 7, 2012

Shrively dribbleys

Another definition for having whiskey dick or not being able to properly perform. Or used for anything that is considered weak

Guy one: did you bang her last night? Guy two: no man her cat jumped up on the bed and licked my ass and I had the shrively dribbleys

by Jagerknight 92 September 24, 2018

Shrivelled

A state of being, only diagnosed after a series of extremely poor/ smelly performances in an entities personal/ professional life. Being shrivelled is synonymous with cases exhibiting high levels of stupidity, disability or muppetry. As shrivellism is highly contagious to the un-shrivelled, care must be taken to isolate, and in extreme cases incinerate, any shrivelled being found to be wriggling in the nearby vicinity.

Shrivelled man: Lewis, I just shat in the sink.

Lewis: Wow, that's shrivelled mate

by Crustacean7 March 1, 2021

white shriveledge

When you're a white guy with a grower not a show-er and you jump into a cold pool and your dick disappears

When tanner jumped into the pool
He experienced some extreme white shriveledge

by BeuTheSlayer June 1, 2017

scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

by Rgerlack May 24, 2010