shrinks his balls 

weakening of ones courage or confidence

Bert is 30 and just plays video games alone in his room everynight. It really shrinks his balls when it comes to talking to girls.

shrinks his balls by jinx99 September 24, 2009

shiniest turd 

The best looking thing amongst a group of terrible things. Even though it may look good when compared to those other things, it's really nothing to be excited about. It's the best of worst.

Person 1: Hey Microsoft released Windows 7! It's their best OS yet!
Person 2: Yeah whatever, it's just the shiniest turd in the box.

Person 1: Did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they're all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
Person 2: That would make her the shiniest turd in the box!

shiniest turd by mjsaworld August 19, 2010

weenie-shrinker 

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.

Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.

weenie-shrinker by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007

Shrinkification 

The overanalyse of a certain subject (ie. a book, or a person). Derived from the occupation shrink.

also Shrinkify, shrinkying, shrinkified

The English teachers shrinkification of the book was off-base. He was probably a quack.

Shrinkification by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

shrinkle 

The combination of the words "shrink" and "wrinkle," used mainly to describe articles of clothing.

Those pants are shrinkle resistant - they won't shrink or wrinkle!

shrinkle by Dana_S August 27, 2005

boner shrinker 

(noun). Comment, concept or event that is a sexual turn off (especially to men). Libido suppressor.

Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.

boner shrinker by oslodude November 4, 2008

slinkies

people who are fun to be around and hang out with but have no purpose what so ever in your life

why do i hang out with such slinkies

slinkies by grofizy September 20, 2009