Shrinker

The opposite of getting a boner. Your dick actually shrinks and goes inside your body.

*sees a furry* GODDAMNIT IM GETTING A SHRINKER

by Bonergod October 22, 2019

Shreker

Someone who can absolutely destroy you In the bathroom or on the football field

Man I don't want to mess with that shreker over there

by SAMTHEPACKMAN June 6, 2021

Shrinker

When you finish a joint of weed in one hit

“Did you see that guy with the joint, he hit a shrinker on it”

by Ryano67 October 7, 2025

boner shrinker

When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.

We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.

by moabjen August 12, 2015

Social shreker

When you can't watch Shrek alone, because that's tragic af.

Hey, wanna hang? I need to get me some Shrek. Damn girl you a social shreker.

by Shreklord1 December 2, 2017

shiitake shrinker

When in Japan and a females pulls out a large strap on in front of a man and his erection goes away completely (shrinking in size).

Oh man when I was in Japan this girl gave me a shiitake shrinker and I was ready to come home.

by Acidonym June 14, 2018

Mother Shreker

when a person is so retarted and ugily they have no brain left they are a Mother Shreker!!!

GIRL;HEy You little female dog
OtherGirl;SHut Up yoU moThEr ShRekEr

by anonymous November 7, 2022