spoogie cookie

When a group of guys masterbate, aiming for a cookie. The guy who misses by the greatest distance must eat it (popularized by Jon Rompf, cookie lover). See spoogie.

Let's play a round of spoogie cookie. Jon's hungry.

spoogie cookie by kelly crawford July 14, 2004

spoonie mcbackpocket 

To put a spoon inside someones back pocket when they arent looking

I just gave Mr. B a Spoonie McBackpocket, then i stole his pens when he leaned over. And Jordan raped him.

spoonie mcbackpocket by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

shwoogie 

nigger, cookie, a black person.

that shwoogie be trippin

shwoogie by gay mankiss October 3, 2005

spoogie 

Projectile semen explosion.

I look at her/him/it and I blew spoogie.

spoogie by raj bhandari July 25, 2004

spoongial 

To jizz, shoot sperm, skeet, cum etc...

Guy when she wasn't paying attention I just spoongialed in her bati face.

spoongial by Adrian57 August 7, 2007

Shpoogie 

When you accidentally wear the wrong dirty sock and your dehydrated baby soup is reconstituted inside your shoe as a result of friction and sweat. Some may even experience a "slip-and-slide" effect when there is enough ejaculate and sweat that the sock can no longer maintain traction within the shoe.

Dude, I think I pulled a shpoogie on myself.

From the sound of it, I think Dylan is walking on his shpoogies today.

Bro - I had a shpoogie so bad that my foot slipped and jammed my big toe into the front of my shoe. Literally ripped my fucking toenail off. Seriously, gnarly.

Shpoogie by Rooskadoodle December 1, 2022

shpooger 

someone who rips the penshki, or dank at a constant

Arnold your such a shpooger

shpooger by jonshwick October 5, 2018