Spook-spasm

The involuntary spasm your body and/or face experiences, when you are suddenly spooked or unpleasantly surprised.

"That movie gave me several spook-spasms!"
"Oh my god, you look so ridiculous when your face spook-spasms!"
"You can't use this photo of me! I am having the craziest spook-spasm in it!

by Ollibabs February 25, 2015

word spasm

pronunciation: wurd spaz·uuuhhh·ummmm

noun
desperately throwing letters together in the hope that spell check will know what you mean and bail you out.

Related: grammar flailing, incompetence

"My computer was projecting during the meeting, so everyone saw my word spasm."

by Rude Horse August 20, 2018

Krueger Sleeping Spasm

That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.

This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.

I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack

by juicyjackie August 26, 2011

shasm

A mixture of blood, semen, mucus and stool; which is the material "feltched" out of anothers anus/rectum.

Roderick was quite sated by the bellyful of shasm he feltched from the fetching Germaine.

by Dick Jablome April 9, 2008

spasming

The time a muscle or group of muscles in your body go ultra, super tight and shake uncontrollably for a period of time. Usually occurs among atheltes after extended periods of over-exertion on their muscles

Last night, my arm was spasming

by Aimée & Ryan February 9, 2006

gasm spasm

muscle spasms in a female through out her entire body due to an intense orgasm

I made her cum so hard last night , she could not move after all the gasm spasms

by nova210 February 28, 2009

spasmo

a spaz or spacker

swotting away for teacher like a total spasmo.

by moochinaround November 16, 2006