Shaker Showdown

A competition amongst of a group males where one male announces "Shaker Showdown!" and all other males begin to masturbate ferociously. The winner of the showdown is whoever ejaculates the fastest.

Sitting around the dinner table: "Alright boys, Shaker Showdown!!"

by #1 Shaker April 5, 2008

Cambodian Showdown

An ancient and sacred ritual performed by two males for control of the tribe, or for fun in New York. It involves insertion of a large wooden chopstick exactly halfway down the urethra of the first contender. Next, the challenger inserts the remaining 1/2 into his own penis. From there, both men masturbate until one has shot the chopstick completely down the other's p-hole. Traditionally, the victor defecates on the losers chest.

Bill wanted to watch The Simpsons, but Haansehm wanted to watch House, so they had a Cambodian Showdown.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Texas Showdown

When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.

dude last night was so crazy, me and jasmine did a Texas Showdown

by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020

The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)

an amazing song. if you know the lyrics by heart, you will get all the bitches.

Kyle: "hey, did you hear about chad's performance yesterday of The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)?

Mike:"yeah, bro got all the rizz and got a bunch of bitches after!"

by Lemon-Demon May 2, 2023

Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown

The next new Reality Series for the fall lineup. Get this. We take ten white teenagers from Suburbian America, put them all in the same house to live in for six weeks, and every week eliminate one in a Rap Battle until only one is left, who'll win a recording contract on Shady Records. Guest judges will be Christina Aguilera, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, and Sarai. Coming this fall to a TV near you. Most likely will be aired on UPN.

White People, come for "WWe Smackdown!" Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

Black People, come for "One-On-One", Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

by G-Union June 23, 2004

The Showdown

Metal. The one and only true word that best describes The Showdown. Emerging from the mountains of eastern Tennessee this crushing five-piece have crafted an epic heavy metal sound for listeners who enjoy hard music that spans styles ranging from American southern rock to European death. Lyrically their melodies sing of heroism, sojourns and battles of life. The result is a brutal and honest anthem for the youth of today. Their debut album titled "A Chorus Of Obliteration" was produced by Bruce Fitzhugh (lead singer of Living Sacrifice) and is in stores now on Mono Vs Stereo. Git snake bit!

http://www.myspace.com/theshowdown

The Showdown is a Christian metalcore band.

by Greg September 1, 2008

Rocky Mountain Showdown

The yearly football game played between archrival schools Colorado State University and the University of Colorado. The game is played at Invesco Field at Mile High.

Did you get your tickets for The Rocky Mountain Showdown yet?

by Bucknasty Blaser August 9, 2008