Shomit

v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.

Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.

by Maria Espia March 17, 2008

shomit

The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.

Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!

by Karl June 8, 2004

Shomit

An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.

Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!

by atikna June 24, 2010

shomit

A liquidy substance comprised of fecal matter(shit) and vomit. Generally this substance will be collected in a bucket, sealed, and allowed to ferment over a time of no less than 3 months.

One of these days that girl is going to piss me off so bad that I'm going to splatter a giant bucket of shomit all over her down comforter and the interior of her car.

by Anty Dizzle January 26, 2009

Shomit

To take a shit that smells like vomit.

"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"

by Professor Heinstein April 13, 2009

Shoumik

Used to describe the guy who takes out garbage for living in a brown community.

Brown Mom: When is the Shoumik coming?
Daughter: in the evening.

by Truthguy August 30, 2016

shumit

The reincarnation of an incomplete man. One who always has a desire but can never fulfill it in their lifetime

She: Its like he can't find his purpose in life
He: Ya he'll keep looking for his destination just like the other Shumits

by CamiltonHamilton April 8, 2017