shorthead

someone who says something without thinking of the consequences possibly something that saves time or a short cut

"scott wants to leave off the +c wat a shorthead"

by Jenny Adkins May 24, 2006

Shorthauler

a person that lives an international lifestyle, travelling around countries, close to each other (e.g. Europe) mainly for business via short-haul flights.

Frank is a real shorthauler. I discover that sushi restaurant while shorthauling between Helsinki and Stockholm.

by Scipione February 28, 2010

Shortard

A retarded small person do trades height for an extra chromosome.

That shortard never shuts up.

by The_678th_CoolGuy February 20, 2023

British Shorthair

A british shorhair is a cat breed originating from the UK. it has a soft Grey/white/tan fur and it's often compared to a plush. The british shorthair was also the inspiration by the "Cheshire cat" in Alice in Wonderland

Guy1: What breed is the Cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland?
Guy2: Oh that right there is a British Shorthair

by LavaGoatRabbit April 17, 2018

Shotland

A person that can shot alcohol like its water. Hard liquor only, as cheap as you like. Bartons preferred.

That girl was drinking Bartons like she came from Shotland.

by Shotland August 13, 2010

shortancanthernogger

To suck one's own penis or vagina.

dude! last night, i was sick of just whacking off, so i shortancanthernoggered for HOURS.

lol johnny is shortancanthernoggering in the other room what the hell eew!

by Chris123454321 May 6, 2007

Domestic Shorthair

A woman or girl with a boy's haircut. Usually frumpy. This looks good on nobody.

Look at that domestic shorthair reading that knitting book.

by thepunisher August 30, 2013