Short King

These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.

Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short

*Short King has hot gay sex*

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

Short king

A short king is more iconic and powerful

For example Gali Frost is a short king

by anonymous February 28, 2023

short king sunday

short king sunday is the celebration of short men🔥

happy short king sunday!!

by bbqtfu November 4, 2023

short king

Lee Jihoon
aka Woozi of SEVENTEEN.

Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.

by junjunnie November 21, 2021

Short king

Are you like a foot shorter than Joe Rogan!? Ha! Hahaha! You are a fat-cock! Don't do the thing now. Don't bang grimes. You're ruining everything.

Hym "The Short King is a liar. He loves negativity (which is why he's here). You didn't read that shit in an article either. Andrew Huberman told you about it on your podcast."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2024

short king

harvey jones

harvey jones is a short king

by daveclrk952816 October 19, 2022

Short King

"Short King (noun): A vertically challenged individual who may not reach great heights (182 cm), but they've mastered the art of standing tall in life's little victories. Like pocket-sized superheroes, Short Kings bring their unique flair to the world, offering the perfect armrest for tall friends and the undeniable charisma of a fun-sized dynamo. Short Kings are proof that great things come in small packages.

Nicholas is a short king

by The Preacher123 September 14, 2023