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a person who rides the short bus. in other words a retard
Oh my fucking god John, shut the fuck up you short bus riding freak.
by dave February 27, 2003
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a drink made when you pour half a beer into a cup, next you add a splash of orange juice. finally you drop a shot of amaretto and chug. surely to get you messed up quickly.
Man those short buses really fucked me up last night.
by randaroo6722 April 2, 2008
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by asdasdfasgsgf March 31, 2009
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Similar to the shocker and mini van, but with the SHORT BUS 1 finger goes in the the woman's vagina and the other 2 fingers of that hand as well as the complete other hand go in the butt (1 driver 7 passengers) causing them to yell, moan and even walk a little bit handicapped
My girlfriend was acting really silly so later that night I gave her the short bus made her walk funny in a special way
by Wiggly21 April 12, 2014
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The act of Double Fisting a Girl. Named the Short bus for multiple reasons, one being it would take a girl who is retarded to allow you to do it to her. The other you are putting 10 in here slightly more than the minivan which only seats seven.
I met this diry hooker who let me drive the short bus right up in her. The next day I had to take her back to the state home.
by Nick Scheib January 7, 2009
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by iwannacommitpowerbutton March 28, 2019
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A vehicle used to transport the 45th President Of the United States, aka, Donald Trump.
“Mr President Trump, there is a Short bus waiting for you outside, let me know when you’re done tweeting”
by Kristiano November 23, 2017
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