short bus

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.

Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

short bus

Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC

Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.

by cut the cards February 9, 2023

short bus

retard racer

If u cant figure out wat a short bus is then u should probably be riding on it.

by flash999 September 12, 2009

short bus

A line of about 2 or 3 people waiting to have sex with a female in the room. The term is used when there is not enough people to be considered a train.

"This girl is really trying to have this train happen, let's go"
"But there's only 3 of us, it's not much of a train"
"Guess we'll just run a short bus"

by Man E April 14, 2018

short bus

a person who is slow or is acting or behaving like they are alow and/or have no sense.

Why are you acting short bus?
Quit being short bus, go stupid?

by Ranissa June 27, 2006

short bus

a person who rides the short bus. in other words a retard

Oh my fucking god John, shut the fuck up you short bus riding freak.

by dave February 27, 2003

short bus

a drink made when you pour half a beer into a cup, next you add a splash of orange juice. finally you drop a shot of amaretto and chug. surely to get you messed up quickly.

Man those short buses really fucked me up last night.

by randaroo6722 April 2, 2008