Shoehorn

when a dudes erect penis curves upward and looks like a shoehorn

"Check out mikes shoehorn, that thing is made to make em moan!"

by lucic17 March 18, 2010

Shoehorning

The act of inserting someone else's foot into your body cavity, normally the anus or vagina, for the purpose of stimulation and, eventually, climax.

I woke up and I couldn't move my legs. The guy from last night had woken up before me and was shoehorning me. After a couple minutes, he came on my shin, then left my apartment.

by TheVirtualTaco September 1, 2012

shoehopper

One who tries on many shoes before deciding on a certain pair to wear for that evening.

Man, you are one serious shoehopper! JUST PICK A PAIR!

by EllARs &&lIvErs September 22, 2006

Shoehorn

Cute in a retro dorky way.

The bartender is a total shoehorn.

by Nerdium September 17, 2016

shitehorse

A shitehorse is a name for a boy named Zack Karro.

Oh he is such a shitehorse doodle flapper.

by Nick Kara May 18, 2016

Shoehorn

When you are super-wasted and have to lead your semi-flaccid penis into a vagina with your pointer and middle fingers just like a shoehorn would fit your foot into a shoe.

Tommy: Bro, I barely got it in. She was so fuckin' hot! She needed it, but I was shitfaced as usual.
Kevin: So, you shoehorn'd her?
Tommy: Yes
Kevin: Creepy, Well?
Tommy: Well, that got it started. Still didn't perform. But, at the end of the day I can still say I fucked her. So...
Kevin: So who was it?
Tommy: You're mom!

by Carl Sackrider June 23, 2020

Shoehorn

Shoehorning is the act of using your mates cock to slide yours into the same hole of another person

Tom: Did you hear Sam wanted me to shoehorn with him and his girlfriend?
Harry: Wow! Who thinks of that kind of stuff?

by imad666 May 31, 2021