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shnoodler

A man who with an uncurcumsized penis pulls his foreskin over a circumsized man's penis head (docking) and proceeds to jerk the "unhooded" man off with his foreskin/hand with intensity and compassion without regard to where his load might land
That shnoodler just blew his load in Nick's eye.
by EMA85 December 16, 2008
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Shmoodle

v.The act of sucking up, flirting, Facebook Stalking, getting all over something, to be (or acting) gay. Usually what saprins do.
Don't shmoodle!
by Wordman on the track March 22, 2010
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shnooble

NOUN; Someone who licks the anus of a turtle habitually; A turtle anus licker.

VERB: To lick a turtle's anus (usually in a habitual fashion)
also SHNOOBLIFICATE

Coined by Jake Holtz 2005. All Rights Reserved.

Other Forms:
shnoobled; shnooblification; shnooblificate; shnoobling; shnooblificating
NOUN FORM: I know why he likes turtles so much: He must be a fuckin' shnooble!

VERB FORB: Jake Holtz predicts that in 10 years every pet store will have a sign in front saying 'NO SHNOOBLING'
by Xanthippos Kakistos March 24, 2005
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schnoodle

a pimp ass dog that claims any hood any of you mother fuckers say is yours and will bust a cap in your ass for talkin shit
guy one: Dude is that a Schnoodle?
guy two: Yeah Fuck me!!!
by dopeman69 October 19, 2011
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The Bob Scoodles

When the female gives oral Sexual pleasure to a male figure. Also known as head, domes, top, bob, slob knobber,and brain.
I just got The Bob Scoodles from Emaline.

OOOOO was it good!!
Hell yea and after she put her meat on my stick like shishkabob
by C. Boogey September 24, 2005
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Poo schnoodle

This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity.
Mike "James, I've done a very small poo!! Come see!!"

James "Crikey! That looks like the perfect size to insert into my stretched foreskin. Hey, lets Poo Schnoodle"
by Andy Wallwork April 3, 2008
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Shmoodled

To be drunk, blitzed, blasted, smashed, crunk, mussed up, turnt, trashed, plastered, shit faced, sloshed, and in all ways fucked up.
We got completely shmoodled last night on that bottle of Pink Whitney
by PattyBerz December 3, 2019
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