jam-shocked

to be jam-shocked: the inability to drive faster than 40 m/h even though the traffic jam has dissolved completely

I could not make it to work in time again. The I5 was completely jam-shocked after rush hour.

by Britta Daudert September 27, 2007

Shell-Shocked

When you're playing mariokart, you're in the lead and you're doing great and then the person in 12th place blue shells you It literally helped that guy in no way at all and now your shocked, dazed, confused and upset.

Me and my cousin were playing Mario Kart and I got shell-shocked!!

by Random Stranger You Don't Know June 28, 2022

Perma-shocked

When ones face is built in a way that makes them looked like they are permanently shocked.

Deb: OMG SARAH WHAT SHOCKING EVENT HAPPENED?!
Sarah: .. Uhm nothing..
Blair:(whispers to Deb)She's just perma-shocked.

by lata sk9a October 24, 2008

Shocked

A person who brings Surprised, and Astonished reactions from others through acts of perverted homo-sexuality.

Shocked; Paladin on Dethecus.

by Rectus April 29, 2009

Shocked

To get your slammed so hard you wake up pregnant and shacking

I woke up and was Shocked

by Thow Shalt not September 24, 2018

Shell Shocked

The term used to describe when somebody hits you with a blue shell right as you are about to win a race in Mario Kart.

I was about to win on Rainbow Road, but then I got shell shocked and got in 5th!

Wow, that sucks man.

by cjnwhinshvgknbgdkjf March 18, 2016

Shocked and Rupauled

An ugly dragqueen.

I was shocked and rupauled when I saw Steve dressed in his sisters dress.

by FunnyFood July 19, 2010