Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

Schmikity Shmoo

Commonly known as a 'Deanerism', Schmikity Shmoo is in reference to anything that is running on schedule or going along without problem or interference

This Cheap Pint of Ale is going down Schmikity Shmoo

by Hermin the German June 8, 2015

Shmooplacopter

1. A large Satanic Nazi penis with bunny ears, a pretty awesome tweedly mustache, Gary Busey teeth and Ghandi getting a blow job from Mother Teresa. It includes another low quality penis with a small propeller so it can fly. It has an awesome set of flaming balls, and while in flight, Jesus Christ masturbates all over it.

2. The most offensive thing ever thought of.

3. Gary Busey's favorite way of transportation.

Holy $H!T!?! Did that Shmooplacopter just hit the World Trade Center?!

by W3SL3YG123 January 18, 2011

Shmoobeing

while making make out one puts one tongue in the others mouth making a slurping sound

" Oh yeah baby"

" Stop it your drownding my mouth, YOUR SHMOOBEING ME!!!!"

by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010

Shmoople

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.

Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis

by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019

shmoopi

1.best friend
2.love of your life
3.the one you want to wake up next to for the rest of your life!

Cindy is definately my shmoopi forever!

by rosedawgz March 7, 2009

Shmookalukabob

Used in place of throw up, vomit, barf etc.

I just totally shmookalukabobed all over that dude's Jordans!

by Dr.Pepperqueen December 23, 2008