shaistha

A girl who is adventurous,sarcastic much and extremely beautiful(though nobody notices it).She's very intelligent but lazy too.She LOVES travel.When a guy gets to know her,he will hesitate to leave her.She sees everything for a long term and is also a book worm.She loves guys with blue eyes and a good sense of humor(and good looks and cologne).

It's a shaistha and you are addicted.

by Aquaintce August 17, 2018

shmishmortion

Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.

you should go down to the shmishmortion clinic and get it taken care of.

by feffmiester October 31, 2007

shisty

selfish, greedy, hooken up wit u only when it's convenient for them, or they get somethin out of it.

This shisty ass ho, was all rubbin up on me when she saw my Benzie in the lot.

by Marco "AmP" Restrepo May 30, 2004

Shmite

numerous meanings behind this word relating to Marijuana. It can be used in all verbal contexts.

1. Let's go smoke.

2. Let's get really high
3. That was good weed

4. I'm so fucking high right now

!. "Let's go shmite"
2. "Let's get super shmite."

3. " That was good shmite"
4. "I'm so fucking shmite right now!"

by Sabes September 8, 2009

shisty

Cheap, sneaky

Roberto is one shisty mutha fucka, not comping me at the club when I've known him like forever.

by sugabeet March 31, 2004

shisturbate

To masturbate while taking a massive shit.

Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.

by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009

Shristied

The drunken state of not knowing where you are, how you got there, or where the hell you're going. The ability to walk a straight line is still present, however speech is severely impaired and belligerence ensues. Present foremost is the need to 'dance' after 'going to the bathroom' see: shot race...Shristied is the number three cause of elevator, shower, and stairwell hookups after 'KLed' and roofied punch from BU's finest Pi Kappa Alpha boys. Often resulting in questionable what-the-hell-happened mornings, and trashcans next to beds. Roomates may flee the room the night because of the pervasive smell of vomit and grain alcohol for a respite of sleep.

"Bro, I got 'KLed' last night"
"Oh, nice bro. Yeah I got Shristied at PIKE the other night- I woke up fucking a Coke machine at the motel6. She was cummin' Fresca, like crazy, man!"
"Bro you gotta hook me up next weekend. I won't settle for KL--I'm mean she's cute, but no Shristy...bro.............right bro?"

by CMWalka March 26, 2009