Shmif

Barbies with their heads shaved; beautiful

I got a Shmif for my birthday.

by Yeeer October 22, 2017

SMILF

Stepmom id like to fuck

Dude I know your dad got remarried but she’s a total SMILF!

by Smoove904 June 26, 2021

Shmil

Pronounced: Shh-mill (Mind you there is no "uh" between sh and mil)

Shmil is an absolute King/Queen. Not one for playing prince and princesses, one who's aura screams authority while keeping a gentle and magnanimous soul. A person deserving of things such as love, admiration and respect. The big man upstairs is fair and equal although when it comes to those named Shmil. The big man becomes unequal, making Shmil with so many perfections that there barely leaves space for any flaws. They are a person who usually replies with "Slay", while addressing others as "bro". Forget winning the lottery, meeting a Shmil is your lifeline. They are and will make your day better at all costs. Just by interacting with the said Shmil, your serotonin level increases ten fold. Whether they be, artistic, influential, comforting, honest, and downright gorgeous, Shmil's claim all of the above.

"I HAVE to date a shmil!"

"damn, you're dating a Shmil? I'm jealous!"

"Oh please lawd let me marry a Shmil!"

by 4j1 January 18, 2022

shmiffel tag

shmiffel tag is a very good game of tag but its not your regular game of tag when you get tagged the previous tagger will yell the name of who got tagged BUT not the real name of the new tagger the nickname of the new tagger so people will know and then you will run and you have to juke the person that is tagged then when you do the tagger must then be froze for 10 seconds when he gets froze he does a bad dance then he has a dance ball he throws the dance ball at someone they have to run and dance

HEY JAMAL-Tyler WHAT-Jamal LETS PLAY SHMIFFEL TAG-Tyler OK-Jamal

by creator of games April 14, 2022

SMILF

SMILF, or Smurf MILF, is a word commonly used to describe an awesome, attractive collegiate woman that is short, like a Smurf, without kids that strives to be a mom, doing this by becoming the mother figure to friends that are a couple of years younger than her. Even though she wants to be the mother figure of her younger friends, or "kids," she also strives to be young again herself, attempting to live vicariously through her "kids." SMILFs can be found on many college campuses around the world, bringing joy and comfort to all those around.

"SMILF is so fucking cool, lets go hang out with her and pregame at her apartment."

Kid 1: "You think SMILF will let my girlfriend and I spend the night at her apartment tonight since we can't in the dorms?"
Kid 2: "Of course dude, she's fucking awesome!"

by Froshy February 4, 2010

Smilf

Much like milf, its smilf.

Step
Mum/Mom
I'd
Like to
F***

We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)

We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)
Megan Fox is a Smilf
or
Angelina Jolie is a Smilf

by kitkatkaathy August 13, 2010

Smilf

Single moms I wanna fuck or Single moms in late forties/fifties.

Smilf is a hot mom that is single w/kids. Also a hot woman in her 40's/50's.

by Breejock September 30, 2007