Shmuffalo

A large disgusting beast of indeterminate sexual gender. Commonly seen as a cross between a She-Male and a buffalo.

Theresa the shmuffalo has a huge set of balls.

by George Littlebear July 3, 2006

Smiffer

One caught in the act of sniffing womans chair or seat.

Hey donovan I caught your dirty uncle smelling girls bicicyle seats at the flea market again today, he is a dirty old smiffer

by IB Dohf December 18, 2008

The Shiffy

the coolest person ever and is great in bed because he is five inches around

I got slamed by the shiffy last night.

by Josh Shifflet October 16, 2008

Smiff

To out think or out do.

I totally smiffed him during the debate.

by Cathy March 9, 2004

smiffination

when a man fucks a girl in the ass with his balls!

joe smiffed jakie in the dumpster and was charged 5 yrs for smiffination

by ckorriie May 2, 2010

shmaffer

One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.

o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.

by cahizzle September 15, 2004

shmaffle

Any substance spilt on clothing

"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."

"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."

"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."

by Keegz April 13, 2008