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shmer

1. synonymous for ugh
2. used when you don't know the word you are looking for
3. synonymous for shut
4. something idiots say
"You shmered the shmerly shmer shmerfully."
by Morbot December 5, 2011
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shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.
Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.
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Shmerdo

A teenage person, usually american, who speaks and expresses him/herself in an uncomprehensible jibberish, impossible to be understood by others.
<Jim> Hey, did you understand Henry's oral presentation this morning?

<Bob> I didn't get a word of it, that guy is such a shmerdo!
by 7_BigDaddy_8 November 27, 2011
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shmeckle

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see
by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009
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Shmeek

A Secret word, used to make a person jealous, curios or mad. A word that "does not mean anything". The secrecy is the point, to not tell the person when you use it in a context. Similar to Smurf.
Male 1: Dude i totally just SHmeeked that sh*t.
Male: 2: What?
Male 1: It totally got shmeeked

Dude 1: Shut up or ima shmeek you
Dude 2: wha?

Angry Dude: F*ck you you stupid Shmeek loving Shmeeking Shmeeker.
by Jayquan May 3, 2012
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Shmeeky

adj. Shmeeky- 1. The quality of being stingy and sneaky in your doings 2. Stinginess in a sneaky manor

v. Shmeek- 1. To commit act of stinginess in a sneaky fashion 2. To trifle about on your feet, ambiguously 3. To ogle your surroundings with unnecessary giddiness

n. Shmeek- 1. One who claims the such qualities 2. A two-face or turncoat 3. One who is good at keeping secrets
Hey, don't be shmeeky; I know you have more crackers in your pocket.

Hes up to something. Look at his face he's shmeeking hard.

Stop being such a shmeek and tell me what she said about me.
by Scottrick The Lobster October 8, 2010
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shmeckledecker

Condom <yiddish>
Comes from combination of shmeckle (penis) and decker (cover)
neva use a lamb-skin shmeckledecker
by Tim and Jace May 13, 2005
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