Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

schmeaning

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.

That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?

by O.Curley March 29, 2009

shmeence

A word with multiple meanings, can be used in a derogatory sense or as a greeting, or as a way to describe your behaviour from the previous day. Can be shortened to eence for similar effect

Dude, i was so shmeenced last night!

Oh Hi shmeence

That girl has got such a shmeence face bet she takes it up the shmeence

by shmeence2012 June 10, 2011

shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

Shmeables

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".

Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*

by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022

shman

someone who cannot be distinguished as either male or female because they look like both

If you're a girl with a beard, you might be a shman.

by Lauren November 10, 2003

shmeagle

between smuggleing and sneaking ....

*smeagle is in TLOTR but SHMEAGLE is my word

I'm so going to shmeagle that cookie from you

by carriebarr88 August 21, 2009