shwaffelen

To swing one's penis, making it bump against something. Of Dutch origin, shwaffelen was voted Word of the Year 2008 in the Netherlands.

"I was only half awake and didn't realise at first that I was being shwaffeled - yes shwaffelen!"

by CharlieCharles December 21, 2008

shaff

an abbreviation from the super wy fandom meaning
s - sami
h - has
a - a
f - foot
f - fetish

"SHAFF is canal!"

"SHAFF shines eternal!"

by whomsteth February 23, 2022

Smaffle

An annoying fart-muffin, with no life, who will grow up alone, living with his mother, and will never get laid. The epitome of loser, freak, sketch, creeper, dork, etc. combined.

can be abbreviated as "smaff"

That Eric kid is such a smaffle.

by DJ Sanctuary November 14, 2009

Shwaffle

Shwaffle is a word of Dutch origin that is used as an alternative to the phrase Tea-Bagging. It refers to the act of placing ones balls onto an unsuspecting persons head.

"Haha Rob, I Shwaffled you good!"

by Clive Meanderson February 5, 2010

shmaffer

One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.

o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.

by cahizzle September 15, 2004

Shaffer

A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.

"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?

by fyingdildomonkey November 11, 2010

shmaffle

Any substance spilt on clothing

"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."

"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."

"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."

by Keegz April 13, 2008