Shmavemgisum

A type of fish maybe or you decided to type in a bunch of random letters or you just sat on your phone

1.watch the majestic shmavemgisum swimming through the crystal clear water
2.oops I sat on my phone and it typed in shmavemgisum

by DoritosUwU April 16, 2020

shmaded

Drunk off your ass. To the point where you can't exactly see straight.

Last night after all those shots I was SHMADED!

by bia bia April 22, 2006

Shmate

To fornicate

I just love to Shmate on Tuesdays.

by tiff7290 September 23, 2010

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

shmaze

smoke, blaze, etc

i got some bud, wanna shmaze?

by lynzo October 11, 2009

Shamber

A chamber of shame where you go to do things that are not particularly bad, but you feel embarrassed to do in say, your living room.
Coined by 710 KIRO's Luke Burbank on his show "Too Beautiful to Live".

"Dude, after I got my electric massage chair from Brookstone, I had to put it into my shamber because my friends would think that I was a total douchebag."

by Luke in FL. January 13, 2009

shmamered

Hammered; very drunk.

And by four in the afternoon I was right shmamered.

Man I'm shmamed.

by A.A.Milne May 13, 2005