Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

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Shlozzed

Being really high of the herb

I'm too shlozzed to move.

by Kunemberanut68 August 31, 2017

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shloomped

The word to use when someone non-exists you

Bob: Shut up, you dont't even exist
Maria: Nigga, i've been shloomped
Maria: *fades away*

by OofoBoofo May 10, 2018

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Shinoozled

To get over in the worst way,to con and or trick somebody into what you wantFinessed fucked bamboozled

He shinoozled the hell outta me.

by Cheeklappa December 19, 2019

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Why did you look this up just what went through your mind when you typed this in. I have so many questions. Fineee I know you want the definition already here it is, this is what happens when you kiss your dog on the nose and it sneezes like a demon.

Oh dear god my dog just shnoodledooped all over the place!

by BatmanBuhsy February 11, 2021

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