Shlode

A shlode is a mix between a schlong and a chode. A Shlode is really long, but it's wider then it is long.

oh my god. had sex with a shlode last night.

by hozza__ August 4, 2011

schload

a choad over 5 inches. schload

that kid has a huge schload

by i eat food adobo March 11, 2009

Shlopday

The Day After Sunday and Before Monday

'Happy Shlopday!'

by Lily Shields October 23, 2008

schload

A hugh amount. A heaping propensity. shit-load.

My boss laid a schload of work on my desk today.

by blackthorne56 December 28, 2005

sload

a slow webpage load.

The YouTube video is sload.

by Bulie April 24, 2009

Sloading

Slow loading; Taking a while to buffer.

Yona Put on a movie on Netflix!

Raff Okay will do, mkayy

Yona What's taking so long?!?!?!?!

Raff Its buffering forever, it must be sloading :(

by Rafael Azari 305 November 6, 2012

sloading

When you have limited bandwidth and your internet is slow, the page is taking long to load.

"My internet sucks, It's sloading!"

by NoSteff August 30, 2013