Shitpaste

Feces that exits the Anus in a pasty form.

I ate 2 pounds of ramen noodles and eggs, then I shitpasted all over my pants. Shitpaste often occurs after a night of hardcore drinking.

by Poop Nasty November 12, 2009

shitass

One who is young and unruly; someone who has not yet learned to wipe properly.

Get over here ya little shitass, 'fore I whoop the shit outta ya and then whoop ya for shittin!

by Rolando September 9, 2003

shitastic

sarcastic term for not so fantastic

That stamp collection is shitastic.

by molestword August 25, 2008

shittastic

Doing the WORST #%^#$ing job ever.

Britney Spear's parenting skills will be shittastic

by LordPhrozen July 1, 2005

shitcastle

a mound of shit that rises above the waterline in the basin of a porta-potty

She left an enormous shitcastle in the Johhny-on-the-spot!

by Stinky Bottoms March 15, 2008

shitass squad

an instagram meme page cult infamous for sharing edgy memes, regularly holding satanic rituals, and raiding political hashtags.

person a: aaah! help me i'm being held at gunpoint by a meme page!
person b: hmmm... they are probably a part of the Shitass Squad.

by asukablmacab September 4, 2020

shitasmia

A blend of vertigo, disgust, anger and embarrassment, such as felt when watching one of Microsoft's spectacularly cringeworthy "Windows 7 Launch Party" videos.

Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.

Did you see Microsoft's Windows 7 launch party video? It was shitasmic!

I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.

by Heath Raftery November 3, 2009