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Shitstained Balls

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.
Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."
by Slagwurm September 7, 2008
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shitstain

One resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life.
Osama, you are such a shitstain.
by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006
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shitshat

Comes from the word "chitchat."
A type of convo usually involving any of the following: stupid poop jokes, bathrooms, or just plain talking shit about someone.
Jake and Ryan were shitshatting. Those poop jokes were gross.

Jenny and Emma were shitshatting about that girl; that gossip was nasty.

chitchat talk poop gossip dirt shit
by UrbanIce December 27, 2009
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Shitstained

A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.
How was the bar yesterday?
I was absolutely shitstained last night.
by Jagsh February 16, 2009
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shitstation

1) place where many people can shit at once

2) a gas station bathroom
1) The toilets at some restaurants are shitstations because the food makes us go shit like crazy!

or

My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.

2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."

Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"

Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"

Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."

Passenger: "Too late..."
by Ragman July 28, 2008
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shitscape

Runescape. It's a game made by Andrew something. IT SUCKS. IT SUCKS ASS. Bad Graphics. Bad Lag. Cheaters, and sfcking cheesy. DO NOT PAY for this game unless you want to be consumed by it. It's bad for you. Play some Counter Strike or something
Runescape is fucking SHITSCAPE.
by RUNESCAPE SUCKS January 2, 2006
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ShitStain

its shit that got hammed into your underwear. occurs when u dont wipe your ass after a soupy shit, some gets stuck on your ass crack and this is called (magoo) this could harden into a poob(see poob), also, if somebody is trying to act funny by doing a fake fart, and that results in shitting in your pants and no funny farting sound, u have gained nothing funny out u it, but only a nasty shitstain on your underwear that is embaressing to yourself and others when they see it, or find out about it...
he took a crap, but all his ass hairs prevented it from reaching the toilet and acted as a net, he also ran out of toilet paper, so he went to the store and he came home and later found a shitstain that got hammed on his underwear
by slapapig September 27, 2003
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