Shitsplainer

A shitsplainer is someone who has the smallest understanding of a subject, but will still lecture you on it.

A shitsplainer will often ignore what you have to say so they can keep talking.

Jerry saw a Youtube video about politics last night and he spent 30 minutes telling me about how I'm stupid for voting for my party. He's such a shitsplainer.

'Sarah told me all about the economy and how it's getting really bad because economists are stupid. I couldn't get a word in'
'Don't you have an economics degree?'

'Yes, but she read a Buzzfeed article. She's a real shitsplainer'

by Guundi November 18, 2018

shitstain train

someone (typically a girl) who loves to lap up her man's shitstain from his dirty boxers.

"I just found out yesterday that my bitch is a shitstain train, she licked my taint and boxers clean of my shit. I don't know if im going to stay with her for long. maybe ill just get a video of her doing it and post it on youtube."

by Bob from ohio April 14, 2008

shitstabber

A homosexual, the term derives from the mistaken idea that the anus, during anal sex, is full of shit this of course is usually not the case as male homosexuals usually practice an anema befor anal sex. The term obviously was invented by some moron who knows nothing about homosexuals, or someone who was unlucky to have heir only homosexual experience with a guy who was either into scat or simply doesn't care.

Come stab my shit with your meat dagger

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

shitstain whore

A whore that's so dirty, there's shit stains in her underwear.

Imane: Hey, Amanda did you hear about what Lauren did at that party?
Amanda: OMG i know! she's such a SHITSTAIN WHORE!

by Dafne November 12, 2007

shitstainian

someone who acts like a shitstain, but is refered to as a group of shitstain acting people.

Stop acting like a shitstainian you fucktard

by shokashiro May 15, 2006

Shitstain

Brown or brown-ish fecal matter that has stained yer underwear.
A stupid person.

Awww man i can't wear these underwear! LOOK! there's a shitstain! and it's NOT mine.

This stupid fucker fucked EVERYTHING up! what a shitstain!

Also see....Skanky Ass Hoe

by PsyChOtica May 26, 2003

shitstain

An individual with the equivalent intelligence of a pinhead or waterbird.

That shitstain stood in the parking spot trying to reserve it for a friend.

by Ted January 24, 2003