Shitbatical

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.

by WarChef March 8, 2010

Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.

Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"

by hitman61live December 14, 2012

shitbattical

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.

''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.

by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

shituation

When a situation is absolutely shitty.

-Did you see what happened to Jen? Her boyfriend was caught using her underwears
- What a shituation!

by Wally_Gator July 9, 2021

Spitrat

People who camp on Alaskan beaches while they work in the canneries for the summer. Generally friendly, often possess good marijuana.

Did you see the camp of spitrats out on the beach?

by Lanikai July 13, 2009

shiterature

A piece of writing so bad, that calling it literature is an insult to other writers in the world. Usually found in college workshops and are written about things the author obviously knows nothing about. Bad grammar and spelling is a must. Mary Sues/Gary Stus are also welcome.

Did you read Zola's story? It was a piece of shiterature! why is she in the creative writing department?

That drek on Fanfiction.net is a collection of shiterature!

by mollydolly April 17, 2008

shitrake

1. Derogatory term used to describe a person who hates the character Fonzy from Happy Days.
2. Just a general derogatory term coined in nineteen dickity two by Brent K.

Yo, this guy is a total shitrake.

Aw man, you don't like fonzy? You're a shitrake.

by Brent K December 28, 2005