The Shitis

Pronounced "Shy-tiss"

It's a combination of having the shits and the itis. You go out, eat big meal from a questionable buffet and spend the rest of the day either crapping your pants or falling asleep, or worse, both simultaneously.

Gary: Hey Pete, you ain't looking good.

Pete: Ug, I ate at Number 1 Super Indian Buffet for lunch. Now I got the Shitis.

Gary: The what?

Pete: the Shitis. I keep falling asleep whenever I'm not pooping my brains out.

Gary: Shitty.

by J-Roc n friends November 26, 2010

shitsmoker

A word similar to "motherfucker." A vulgar obscenity that has many different uses.

1. "Hey, that stupid shitsmoker just spilled my beer!"

2. "This is one shitsmoker of an album. It's the best death metal record I've ever heard."

3. "We're gonna have a shitsmoker of a winter. It's gonna be negative 35 degrees."

by Stupid Asshole Part II: The Revenge June 28, 2006

Shitish

pseudo crap, stuff that is almost shitty, a situation where the involved parties of a conflict get screwed over.

Those kids out there were just playing around, thier punishment is pretty shitish if you ask me.

by mikEy07 October 5, 2006

ShitsMcFuck Dankcranker69

ShitsMcFuck Dankcranker69 is an epic discord user who will meme the shit out of everything, including death, because he's ShitsMcFuck Dankcranker69.

P1: hey, ShitsMcFuck?
P2: XDDDDDDD IM ShitsMcfuck Dankcranker69 AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

by Xx_XboxUsername737_xX March 30, 2020

Shitty Shit Shit Shitinmier the 3rd

Go fuck yourself you dick lickin sonuva bitch whore.

Shitty Shit Shit Shitinmier the 3rd, there, happy ass fags?

by Miva Gina April 5, 2008

shitsmear

An asshole or a shit stain in the underpants.

That stupid shitsmear hick has a shitsmear the size of fuckin I-25! I can see it through his overalls!

by SoulfulZen August 10, 2005

shitsmear

(1)a smear of feces on one's underpants.
(2)someone who is generally a jerkass.

(1)i forgot to wipe and have a shitsmear on my underpants.
(2)that shitsmear keeps calling me!

by kittiekat September 1, 2003