shitclicker

A person who text messages and/or plays video games on their PDA or phone while using a public washroom.

While sitting in a stall at McDonald's, my defecating silence was broken when I was joined by another entering the cubicle next to me. To my disappointment, this one was a shitclicker. The peace was broken only by his periodic giggle or the incipit clicking of the tiny keys on his Blackberry.

by DoctorWatson July 30, 2007

Shitcuck

(Noun) One who is a social cuckold who also may or may not be a sexual cuckold. Usually a male member of western culture who has adopted passive, and feminine traits to portray himself in a "progressive" light to his peers. Examples include make feminists and members of Antifa

"Did you see Mike marching with those feminists against Islamiphobia?" "yeah what a shitcuck. I bet his World War II vereran grandfather would be real proud."

by Shart Shartson September 18, 2018

shitrock

Style of music totally lacking in originality that claims to be rock and roll, but has nothing in common with the soulful three chord progression based music that rock was derived from, played by over privileged upper middle class whiners who are probably blowing some record exec.

Just turn on your Radio or MTV to hear all the shitrock you can stand.

by ButterbeanLovesBeer July 20, 2008

john shitcock

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007

shitprick

someone who really smells and acts like a jerk.

rob thats not cool dude you should stop being shich a shitprick and take a shower dammit.

by juancarlos December 23, 2005

shitpacker

A homosexual male.

Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.

Anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. Fred asks them "Wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? Don't you have any packing to do?"

Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."

And that's that (true story!).

by Fred Finkle May 25, 2004

Shitsack

Asshole human person; usually not much smarter than an actual pile of shit.

Bob told me I sucked, so I called him a shitsack. Little bitch ran home crying.

by Black Angel November 30, 2006