Shitbarnacle

After you take a huge sticky shit you leave a "Shitbarnacle"

Who left a Shitbarnacle in the toilet

by Townail81 November 1, 2017

Shitberry

A small nugget of poo on your bellend after anal sex.

"Ooh! You've left a little shitberry on my little helmet, love. Better douche next time."

by Chilly Beef February 9, 2022

shitbar

1)An individual who is idiotic beyond the point of being called an idiot yet remains amusing enough to have in one's company in case the night isn't as entertaining as anticipated.

"Did you see Joe lick the goal post at the hockey rink? What a shitbar!"

by Carrie D October 7, 2005

shitbar

The way one's clothes smell after having been saturated with the smell of dirty cig smoke and stale booze.

Man, my clothes smell like shitbar after that raging kegger last night.

by f that noise March 16, 2009

shitbeat

1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat

"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing"

"Are you shitbeating?"

"Yeah"

by Peter the shit beeter April 28, 2009

shitbert

A shithead, can mean very stupid or being a bastard.

Origins: I made a doodle at school of a guy with a poop for a head. I called him Shitbert. He has a mother, Buttface.

"Look at Shitbert over there!" Note: It can replace a proper noun (such as a name) and keep the exact same grammar, as if it was said person's real name.

by BristolBrick July 25, 2016

ShitBeast

A dipshit, normally really ugly.

My god Mikey is a shit beast

by Wheelboob April 4, 2003