Shittocane

Shittocane: A shit storm of epic proportions. A storm of such massive scale that they are usually seen only once every one-hundred years.

The one and only thing worse than being on the receiving end of a shitstorm, is being on the receiving end of a shittocane

by Darsholn January 21, 2010

shittzkrieg

A violent, explosive excretion during which the anus is left in tatters, raw, and the toilet resembles a scene from WWII.

"Oh man, i just did a painful shittzkrieg back there"

by General Twatmuffin May 15, 2014

Shittoon

Any form of toilet that periodically requires emptying. Often implies that the receptical is unusually filty.

Dude! I ain't using no god damn public shittoon.

by Max July 24, 2008

Holy Shitton

An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"

Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!

Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.

Clone 12995: Yeah...

by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011

shitooka

A name for a tiny asian person, or an inbred squirrel.

"Jennifer, I dub you Shitooka."
or:
"Hey, I bet those squirrels are amking a Shitooka"

by Helsinki Macbeth August 30, 2006

shitton

Shitton (n.): 1) An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton.

by KiPpIe :D June 10, 2003

Shittake

1. The take of shitting, such as spit-take, only shitting on accident.

2. Sharting

3. An accident

Baby Lisa just did a shittake.

I was so scared I might have had a shittake.

by Thegeniouswhomadethisword November 6, 2009