shit-ton

Equivalent to 27.8 metric tonnes
"So I wakes up and the rear guard is still on the toodaggit, and they've got some shamanpotnentate hectoring about sag harbor spiritualism, some shit like that. Then he takes out a shit-ton of marbles and haywards them cocksure on the marble banister. And the haedies just go ape shit! I mean real antwan braedel spinning. Its raining a fuckin' Panama Special a moltov coctails, agent orange like screamin' mutant wackos out there. And that's where all this point zero bullshit started rolling..."
by Patternalistic September 28, 2007
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"thats a shit-ton of work"
by Dr. Calculator September 22, 2003
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Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.
Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.
by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010
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Shit Ton

A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous
That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.
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Shit-ton

noun -- a unit of volume describing the amount of space one metric ton of shit occupies.
"I just ate a shit-ton of chips!"
by Chaz and Andrei July 08, 2006
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Shit Ton

Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne
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96,000 LBS of rebar
by Basil Mint December 16, 2015
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