Shit ton 

A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.

That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.

Shit ton by "hot" Karl Werner July 9, 2011

Shit Ton 

An exorbitant amount of something.

There are a shit ton of definitions for this word.

Shit Ton by Skeer October 25, 2012

Shit Ton 

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

Shit Ton by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015

shit ton 

a whole lot of it!

There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!

shit ton by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017

Shit Ton 

A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.

Shit Ton by shitte_ton November 24, 2017

shit ton 

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds

I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.

shit ton by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 5, 2020

Shit-ton 

A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.

Bad Usage:

That guy must weigh a shit-ton.

Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.

Shit-ton by MastaFlava February 16, 2010