shit-ton

Equivalent to 27.8 metric tonnes

"So I wakes up and the rear guard is still on the toodaggit, and they've got some shamanpotnentate hectoring about sag harbor spiritualism, some shit like that. Then he takes out a shit-ton of marbles and haywards them cocksure on the marble banister. And the haedies just go ape shit! I mean real antwan braedel spinning. Its raining a fuckin' Panama Special a moltov coctails, agent orange like screamin' mutant wackos out there. And that's where all this point zero bullshit started rolling..."

by Patternalistic October 11, 2007

shit-ton

a lot of something

"thats a shit-ton of work"

by Dr. Calculator September 22, 2003

Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.

Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.

by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010

Shit Ton

A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous

That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.

by base101 June 4, 2009

Shit-ton

noun -- a unit of volume describing the amount of space one metric ton of shit occupies.

"I just ate a shit-ton of chips!"

by Chaz and Andrei July 8, 2006

shit ton

96,000 LBS of rebar

Thats a shit ton of rebar

by Basil Mint March 26, 2016

Shit Ton

Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne

Those guys put a shit ton of runs on the board!

by JT Duke July 28, 2016