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shit man

uhhh a popular member in dannocal discord server

he hates france
he is popular
by mrbest6000000 December 9, 2023
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crayzie ass shit man

WOW! That was some crayzie ass shit man.
by Mike Dingez SCM March 23, 2011
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MAN im fucking shit at chess

person1: MAN Im fucking shit at chess

person2: fuck off
by HehMan May 8, 2022
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Damn man, This shit slaps!

Explanation 1: When you're referring to a very nice song/music.
Explanation 2: You just got slapped by a c h i l d.
1: Damn man, This shit slaps!

2: Agreed my guy, I also am lovin' it.
by nonexistentturtle December 7, 2021
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Manhattan Free Shit Zombie

Because they pay a fortune to share a one bedroom apartment with Craigslist dipshits, buy 15 dollar martinis and 5 dollar coffees, expensive shoes, clothes or “man bags,” many of the younger denizens of Manhattan are usually broke. Because of their penury, which they are loath to admit, this group will turn to free or very inexpensive events to kid themselves that they're having a good time living in the overly expensive and neurotic shithole they call home.

Use of websites like Group On and Meetup is common. When a free venue is found (Free days at the museum, gratis concerts, movies and plays in the park, esoteric bullshsit lectures) they will turn into shuffling zombies, pack these venues to the rafters and squash any bit of fun you might have by inducing claustrophobia or annoying you with their "Got to crowd every little bit of experience into my fabulous life" insanity. When you see these people waiting on lines a block long they look like something out of a George Romero film.

Shooting these zombies though the head, although the preferred zombie eradication method, will usually lead to incarceration in a penal institution. Avoidance is the best tactic. And the only way to steer clear of Manhattan Free Shit Zombies is to go to events and venues that charge a fee. Any event with a price tag of over twenty dollars is usually sufficient to repel them.
Dylan – “Say, you want to go to the Guggenheim and check out the new exhibit? They don’t charge admission on Sunday night.”

Roger – “Fuck that shit. The place will be crawling with Manhattan Free Shit Zombies. Lets go have dinner at a nice restaurant instead. They can’t afford that."

Sally – “Want to go to Governor’s Island and catch that free reggae concert?”

Hilary – “Free shit. Must have…….”
by ZombieHater March 5, 2012
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shit-mane

Completely benign space filler, usually spoken before an actual response has been formulated by the coonversationalist.
Subject A: "Wattsup yo?"
Subject B: "Shit-mane.. notta damn thing."
by leeric October 4, 2004
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gucci mane bull shit

When a rapper makes up a lyric that sounds cool (may or maynot be correct english, or make anysense) in order to keep rhythm. Originated by Gucci Mane.
Phil says, "yo dude wtf did he just say??" Uniiqwuh says " idk that's just some Gucci Mane bull shit."
by Kevum May 15, 2016
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