tall man- short man

tall man is well you put your fingers in the loser sign position. the index finger stands for the height while the thumb strands for the length of his dick. Now turn your hand, with the loser sign still formed, in the similar position of a gun. Now your thumb stands for the height of short man and your index finger is his dick.

have you heard of tall man- short man. that is the only reason im glad im short

by <3*kittybear*<3 June 20, 2011

Short Man's Syndrome

The need for men of less than average height to try to explain away their anti-social and annoying compensatory behaviour by writing explanatory definitions on this site.

Short Man's Syndrome is something short men display, and it's always a bad thing.

Never vote for a short man.

Examples of Short Man's Syndrome include: Getting out of a Camaro. Becoming hostile when jostled. Headbutting people's knees.

by onelongdrinkofwater May 14, 2011

the shit man

demon in the night who deposits a foul smell in your mouth leaving shit smelling morning breath

I think the shit man has visited you this morning quinney

by edd331188 January 4, 2009

short man johnson

the dissese of the short dick

ya rickys a short man johnson

by CZAR (lance) October 23, 2004

shit man the barbarian

an ugly harry dirty shit for brains person or just the stupidest uglyest person you've ever seen...

we were all going to go to the party untill shit man the barbarian called the cops.

man they have shit man the barbarian working at BK.

by nick,lupe.conan March 15, 2008

Short Man Syndrome

1)Where a person of short stature believes they have the ability to take on any person at any task. It is a general cockiness that is in a short person to replace the lack of height. Beware of anyone with short man syndrome.

2)When someone who is short gets an unfair natural advantage in some type of physical activity i.e. running, stretching, squating, benching, etc.

1)Guy 1 "Man why is Matt so aggressive towards me?"
Guy 2 "Because dude he has short man syndrome"

2)Guy 1 "I don't get why that guy can squat so much and run so fast."
Guy 2 "Well just look at him he has short man syndrome."

by theballer223 June 10, 2010

Short Man Syndrome

Short Man Syndrome: the typical characteristic of any male under 5'10". Including attitude problems, and the necessary need to make their wife/girlfriend feel inadequate to compensate their own inadequacy. Tendency to be bullies and abuse people to make themselves feel better.

And all short men are in denial of it!

"Never date a man under 5'10", because he's bound to have short man syndrome."

by Posh Birds Do It Best December 3, 2009