shipwrecked feeling

Slang for masturbation

I had that shipwrecked feeling, hands on the mast and semen (seamen) all around me

by dagandjandal November 21, 2009

Egyption Shipwreck

when a guy shaves off his pubes on a girls stomach than proceeds to cum on the hair

do the Egyption Shipwreck to me baby

by Dan Froliech December 23, 2008

shipwreck in shallow water

Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately

"Dude, I just took a massive shit. It was like a shipwreck in shallow water!"

by RCCG May 22, 2008

Shipwreck in booger bay

A booger inside your nose

My son had a shipwreck in booger bay, so I wiped his nose with a tissue.

by Run EMC January 14, 2009

Shipwreck surround sound

Surround sound made from scavenged parts of other stereos/soundsystems with a jimmy-rigged base unit

Usually not functional as actual surround sound but loud as hell and subject to spasms in connections resulting in horrible loud sounds
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Example:

Pirate - Hey you coming over to watch the Matrix this weekend?

Mark - No way man, last time your shipwreck surround sound made spasticated tuba sounds all night and we had to keep stopping the film to adjust the cables. And you don't understand the Matrix like I do, no one does

by JanitorJo July 7, 2011

Dream Boat Body, and a Shipwreck Face

1. A woman with a with a beautiful body and an ugly face.

2. A woman who is beautiful from the neck down and while having an ugly face.

Brown bagger, Brown Bag Special, Shipwreck,or Butterface, Butter-head

One nightI was dancing with this chick at the club that I thought was finer than the print on a contract, but when the lights came on I saw she had a dream boat body, and a shipwreck face.

by Steve_from_Tally September 22, 2007

SHIPWRECK

When RAY SUTTON performs extremely rough anal sex on a female and it tears her anus apart (because of all of the bloody semen (sea men))

Girl#1: damn I'm not gonna be able to poop right for a year

Girl#2:. Why not

Girl#1: because I ran into Ray Sutton last night and begged him to bend me over and use his giant member on me and he turned my butthole into a shipwreck ...
(Because of all of the bloody semen)

by Oddaway upinnit August 16, 2023