That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.
Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.
Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.
Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.
by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019
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2. oder like cigerettes and cheap cologne
3. loves his grammie
4. oils grammies feet reguarly
5. CAUTION*never light matches around*CAUTION
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Damn that motha fuckas one "stanky simmons".
grammies vag smells like a gosh darn stanky simmons.
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grammies vag smells like a gosh darn stanky simmons.
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by chucknorris is god March 28, 2008
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Carlos: Dude! Check out my tongue! *sticksout 6" tongue*
Peter: Dude! You are such a Gene Simmons!!!!
Peter: Dude! You are such a Gene Simmons!!!!
by CGGCrevalle November 12, 2009
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He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.
When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.
He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.
When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.
by themashiara November 24, 2021
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Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?
Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011
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To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.
To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.
Hey Seth, will you simmons the car before we rob the bank?
Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."
Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."
by Anthony6869 June 17, 2008
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