shmeat

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.

"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment


"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"

by Andariel Halo March 17, 2009

shimatr

a girl, who resembles a cousin, who has a very hair ass and a problem with her ear lobes

did you hear about shimatr?

by ling ling December 6, 2004

Shmeat

A little penis. Small Hairy Meat.

Did you see the pic Andrew sent to Loddie?
Yeah he has a shmeat

by BIGBOY112 April 24, 2017

Shmeat

Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".

Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.

by noshmeat January 26, 2011

Shiteater

Leslie; Someone who enjoys engaging in a feast of fecies.

Shiteater Leslie changes diapers, just so she can eat cheaply.

by Dean S. November 26, 2004

shmeat market

(Noun) Market that deals in the buying and selling of shmeat.

I lost my shmeat so I must run down to the shmeat market.

by Joe Componile August 31, 2006

shmeaty

A shmeaty is a little chode dick and it's probably the most pathetic thing you will ever see

Devin has a shmeaty

by Theyoungsquire123 June 8, 2016