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shitesaurus

A person who shits multiple times a day. May shit up to ten times!
James: How many times have you taken a shit today?

Sharlene: I have taken six dumps today.

James: You are my little shitesaurus.
by whopperbar August 22, 2016
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Thesaurus Intellectual

Someone who uses big words, often unnecessarily, in order to seem smarter than they are.
I can't stand talking to Bart about anything serious, he's such a thesaurus intellectual.
by Haunton Romilly August 24, 2018
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Thesaurus

The only dinosaur that could read.
The thesaurus read a bed time story to his little dinos.
by Soccer10Kid October 27, 2010
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thesaurus?

Another book much like a dictionary, but is used to find words that mean the same things as other, in other words used to find words synonyms.
"I used a thesaurus? to look up fag, and found the name Jonas."
by Fabio Sisparro November 28, 2006
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Thesauruscore

A type of music in which the lyrics are so obscure or unknown to most people that listening to them requires a dictionary or thesaurus. Opeth is a primary example. Thesauruscore is a rougher or more brutal form of Dictionary Rock
Person A: Do you like Thesauruscore?
Person B: No way man, the lyrics are too pretentious and it sounds rough
by Dancin Jesus October 31, 2005
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Thesaurus Walrus

Thesaurus Walrus is a name given to a person who knows many synonyms. It is based on a walrus living in Crouch End, England who is often employed by locals for his knowledge of the English language and urban colloquialisms.

Having studied at Oxford his vocabulary far surpasses that of other aquatic mammals. His voice, while high pitched, is sonorous and earned him leading roles in several operas including “La Boheme” and “Nannuk of the Northern Lights”. He also starred in his own variety show “Pinniped Pinhead”. In the early part of 2009, he was arrested for an incident at the Greenwich Observatory when he apparently went into an unstoppable diatribe describing the planets with an endless string of adjectives. He was subsequently acquitted when it was determined that he had eaten a Thai fish dish from the restaurant and had a bad reaction to the peanut sauce. His career rebounded following the trial and after the verdict was announced, he described himself as happy, joyous, giddy, content, pleased, glad, cheerful, blissful, thrilled, smiling, positive, jovial, festive, merry, jolly, delighted, thankful, satisfied, comfortable, at ease, charmed, enchanted, delighted, elated, overjoyed and over the moon.
He was able to tell me eighteen ways to describe fresh fish. What a Thesaurus walrus!
by J.Snead February 11, 2010
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Thesaurus

A big book that college kids use to sound smart when they have nothing relevant to say.
"Hey, what's another word for marginalize?"
"I don't know... look it up in the thesaurus!"
by Wallbridge June 28, 2006
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